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How NBC's Grinch Could Steal Christmas
Every Who
In the crew
Liked the Christmas tree lighting a lot...
But the NBC grinch just didn't see
Without them, the lights would light not!
The grinch won't negotiate with his employees!
Now, please don't ask why. There's no reason anyone sees.
But if he won't, the crew may just might
Do something that would be NBC's blight.
They'll be forced from 30 Rock, and walk away,
And make things go dark come Christmas Day!
They have no choice, but to put out the tree lights,
Beginning maybe just maybe Tonight!
Jane Krakowski and Zachary Levi will have to stand there and say,
Not Aretha, nor Alicia, nor Shakira will be able to play.
For the NBC grinch's heart is two sizes too small,
He won't meet with the workers, though they're right down the hall.
We will challenge the grinch, to quit going at it alone.